Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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