It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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