Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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