I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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