Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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