Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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