Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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