im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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