trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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