turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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