i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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