um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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