Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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