People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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