i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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