i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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