Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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