this boner is exhausting
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
