absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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