If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My feet surprised me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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