Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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