I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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