I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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