It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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