His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize