i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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