Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Floor bacon is actually really good
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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