my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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