last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You pole danced in your parka.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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