is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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