im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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