so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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