Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
God, I missed his penis.
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