So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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