Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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