Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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