If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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