i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
All I want is dick and wine.
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