You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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