I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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