Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
