Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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