god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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