No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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