It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you inspire me to be a worse person
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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