my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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