He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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