i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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