You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
this just has baby written all over it
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
