Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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