I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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