just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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