brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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