The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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