Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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